A scene from Scrubs

One of my favourite Dr Cox rants from Scrubs.

Dr Cox - "No"

J.D. - "You Need to hire a few more nurses"

Dr Cox - "Look Tammy, we don't have the money . If you wanna go out and raise the cash yourself, feel free, maybe you could sell your eggs to a fertility clinic or sell that beard of yours to the ridiculous museum.

Better yet, y'could make a list of all the people that you drive insane and tell them that for a nominal fee you'll never speak to them again, you of course offer them a monthly subscription at a reduced rate, just to reel them in and then after a while of you NOT talking to them people will forget just how annoying you are and they'll let their subscription run out and BANG! That's when you show up at their house and you drive 'em insane all over again, by speaking to them. And here's the kicker, while everyone's trying to resubscribe, you lay it on 'em that the price is now quadrupled.

Now I'm predicting, and this is a low end guesstimate.

You're looking at about $100 Million a quarter, easy, you give the hospital hundred thou, y'hire a few nurses. BUT until then you go tell Carla, it ain't happening."

J.D. - "Wow! That was super fun..."

Dr Cox - "GET OUT!"